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| User: | petruscuniculus (2220192) glaciers melting in the dead of night
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| Name: | Peter Thomas | ||
| Location: | Denver, Colorado, United States | ||
| Birthdate: | 1989-12-29 | ||
| Bio: | Date: 071208 The most important thing to know about me is that I am an arrogant bastard. ^_^ However, if I like you, I'm really very funny and sweet, and it's unlikely you'll have problems with me. The second most important thing to know about me is that I am a linguistic stickler, more commonly known as a grammar Nazi. I have little to no patience with careless misspellings and ignorant destruction of syntax, with both myself and others. If I make a mistake, feel free to let me know. I enjoy webcomics, video games, math, and science fiction. I'm a sort of part-time tabby Furry (as in, I don't have the energy to participate in the Fur community, but the label applies to me). My favourite colour is orange, I am exceedingly lazy, and I work at a shoe store. I'm agnostic on a good day, atheist on a bad day, and bisexual every day. I'm terrible at small talk. My power level is under nine thousand and I am no longer sure if I am joking when I say 'lol' out loud. I love the internet, I love strange references. Boom de yada, boom de yada. And now: A series of single-serving approximations of my personality. • • • • personalDNA : Free-Wheeling Leader Myers-Briggs : ENTP, descriptions one and two, but with a very strong ENTJ leaning. 78% E - 62% N - 75% T - 11% P Magical Personality : Pegasus Political Compass : Economic -9.50 / Social -8.36 (Libertarian socialist) • • • • 'I am a leaf on the wind . . . watch how I soar.' — Wash, Serenity 'Y'all got on this boat for different reasons, but y'all come to the same place. So now I'm asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They'll swing back to the belief that they can make people better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin'. I aim to misbehave.' — Malcolm Reynolds, Serenity 'So many little things followed me, so many little things that bothered me, but I found my answer. From all the chaos that followed me, I have found my answer. [. . .] I am not alone, I am not afraid, I am not unhappy: these are the words I say to myself everyday. I've resolved so many things and set myself free. I am not unhappy.' —VNV Nation, 'Fearless', FuturePerfect 'The confusion of the possessive "its" (without apostrophe) and the contractive "it's" (with apostrophe) is an unequivocal signal of illiteracy and sets off a simple Pavlovian "kill" response in the average stickler. Getting your itses mixed up is the greatest solecism in the world of punctuation. No matter that you have a PhD and have read all of Henry James twice. If you still persist in writing, "Good food at it's best", you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.' 'I will not cease from mental fight nor shall my sword sleep in my hand until everyone knows the difference between "its" and "it's" and bloody well nobody writes about "dead sons photos" without indicating whether the photos in question show one son or several.' —Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots and Leaves 'Just for the record, the weather today: slightly sarcastic with a good chance of A) indifference or B) disinterest in what the critics say.' —Panic! at the Disco, 'London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines', A Fever You Can't Sweat Out 'You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.' 'Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.' —Tyler Durden, Fight Club 'I like to think that everyone is secretly a giganto pig like me, but the problem is that I am a closet fatty hanging around naturally skinny people. I myself am not fat. Technically. I'm in that horrid category of only being about fifteen pounds overweight, which means that I am trapped in that horrid Twilight Zone of having everyone think that I am thin - but I know that I need to lose some serious poundage.' —The Ferrett, 'Food Should Be Like Sex, Dammit!' 'ENTPs have little patience with those they consider wrongheaded or unintelligent, and show little restraint in demonstrating this. However, they do tend to be extremely genial, if not charming, when not being harassed by life in general. [. . .] ENTPs are also good at acquiring friends who are as clever and entertaining as they are.' —Marina Margaret Heiss, ENTP personality description | ||
| Memories: | 664 entries | ||
| Interests: | 122: 8-bit theatre, alvin maker, american gods, anime, anthropomorphism, anthros, art, audioslave, black adder, bob and george, books, bt, btvs, buffy, buffy the vampire slayer, calculus, cats, charby the vampirate, comic books, comics, computers, copyediting, cowboy bebop, creative writing, ctrl+alt+del, ddr, death note, douglas adams, electronica, ender's game, fantasy, fiction, fight club, firefly, flogging molly, french, fullmetal alchemist, furries, furry, furry fandom, gaelic storm, gaijin smash, gay rights, glbt, glbtq, grammar, harry potter, hot fuzz, house, humor, industrial, invader zim, jhonen vasquez, johnny the homicidal maniac, kagerou, language, languages, latin, led zeppelin, lemon fics, lgbt, linguistics, literature, lord of the rings, manga, math, megatokyo, melancholy of haruhi suzumiya, mirrormask, misfile, music, mystery science theater, neil gaiman, nerds, neverwhere, new amsterdam, nickelback, nightwish, nine inch nails, orson scott card, pendulum, penny arcade, petrus, photography, photoshop, pirates of the caribbean, poetry, puzzles, questionable content, rain, reading, red vs. blue, rvb, sci-fi, serenity, shaun of the dead, slightly damned, sluggy freelance, smokin' aces, snow, snowboarding, stargate, stargate atlantis, stargate sg-1, storms, supernatural, synonyms, techno, the x-files, theory of a deadman, thunderstorms, trans, transgender, vg cats, vnv nation, webcomics, words, writing, xkcd, yaoi, yuri, zero punctuation | ||
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| Mutual Friends: | 30: _babybritain_, aberrant_0, caerfree, century_fox, cheezus_lives, circuitries, darkthunder31, dfaran, edejr79, elzabeebaum, fluffy_demon, hiasobi_chan, iagoarchangel, ianthegecko, kittenmother, ladyailill, leprechaun_duck, lifeismadness, moonlit_sea, raistlinsshadow, scout_ebolaura, shade_kitsune, squishyegg, sympathyxo, thec_of_nv, tsuki_sho, unplannedending, verodino, ysabel, zakai_ | ||
| Also Friend of: | 4: brandonlive, jaiko, livingintheact, musiquemma | ||
| Member of: | 12: colofurs, dsofthea, fma_yaoi, frankthecomic, heave_ho, hp_slash, m15m, playthedamncard, trans_motion, transgender, vampiratecharby, wincest | ||
| Account type: | Plus Account | ||
